720 in idea barrages

1.) If Reddit Troll was, like, a role-playing alignment, Donald Trump would be the god that granted them their powers.

2.) Slim Jim claming it’s better than other cheap dried-beef-substitutes bothers me. There are no good options in that category.

3.) Ice in a urinal is unnecessary? But it is a fun challenge. It’s like a video game called HOW MUCH CAN I MELT?

4.) I wanna pretend that Hot Topic has a jingle, the same jingle as Hot Pockets. “Hoooooooooooot Topic”.

5.) If you really think about it, there are few things more barbaric than the entire idea of a urinal. Just reeeally think about it. DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO PEE INTO TROUGHS AT SOME SPORTING EVENTS?

6.) Disgusting cologne, sprayed straight out of your Axe hole.

7.) My enthusiasm about the good things can be read as self-centeredness but, really, I am just so happy about the good things.

8.) If you ever have a story about really sleazy rugby players, here’s a free title for you: “Scrumbags”.