712 in idea barrages

1.) Dwayne Johnson and the cast of Despicable Me teaming up to advertise a car with rock-and-minion steering.

2.) Dress up as a rich man and introduce your rubber toy as “Godzilla… of the MONSTER ISLAND Godzillas”. Real snooty-like.

3.) All these girls say they’re in love with lumberjacks but here I am over here, lumbering around, Jack!

4.) Apparently, it is a weird thing that I am this total bleeding-heart but will also say absolutely any disturbing thing to make myself laugh?

5.) Make really spicy appetizers. Refer to them as The Canapes Of Wrath.

6.) Michael Stipe is releasing an album about the use of weasel-words in Twitter debates. It’s called “Problematic For The People”.

7.) Cerberus has a little of puppies in “101 Damnations”.

8.) Just an obsessive-compulsive funk band, kickin’ out the germs.

9.) “How’s it rollin’, Emmerich?” is one way film nerds will sarcastically greet each other.

10.) Sexy Lady Rocket Raccoon at the San Diego Comic Con? Yeah, of course. Why would I not think that’s A Thing.

11.) Also: where is the mash-up of “These Boots Are Made For Walking” and “WKRP in Cincinnati”?

12.) If you were a celebrity impersonator who posed as baseball managers, you could work as Tommy LaSorta.

13.) A storyline where The Joker goes around slaughtering Juggalos for making him look bad would just be good storytelling.

Last updated July 12, 2015