710 in idea barrages

1.) The optimal name for a punk band is Vom Petty.

2.) REAL TALK: Is Trump all a performance art piece to make Jeb seem moderate? The Bushes have gotten in bed with worse.

3.) When short-order cooks go to war, they get all up in each others’ griddles.

4.) You don’t hate honeydews that much, don’t be melondramatic.

5.) The elevation from dead pharaoh to godhood was a pyramid scheme.

6.) Who would be on the Mount Rushmore of B-Movie Schlock? Clearly, at least Cameron Mitchell and John Carradine.

7.) I regret not being at the IDEA of the San Diego Comic Con but the reality of the San Diego Comic Con, not so much.

8.) Watching the corporate media simultaneously pretend Trump’s for real and Sanders is not for real is FASCINATING.

9.) For all the unfair press Utica gets, the one time you ACTUALLY don’t wanna be near Utica is the running of the Boilermaker.

10.) As they age, Fred Arminsen and Rivers Cuomo look more and more alike. Eventually, they won’t know which is which.