79 in idea barrages

1.) If you wanna end terrible reboots, you havta not go to terrible reboots, not watch ‘em w/ false hope or ironically. That’s still money.

2.) Are the very best rugby players known as “scrumlords”? Gosh, I hope so.

3.) Thinking they were going to the boring craft store, they instead went to the even more boring fishing shop, a real bait-and-stitch.

4.) The word “problematic” has become the most problematic word on the internet. Irony has leveled up.

5.) Just to really drive the point home that I’m old now, they’ve cast Marisa Tomei as Aunt May.

6.) Honestly surprised Courtney hasn’t sold all his songs out to ad companies. Smells Like Teen Spearmint seems a lock.

7.) Actually, the most obscure parody I could write would be a parody of King Crimson’s “Cat Food” about Pat Boone.

8.) I like to pretend that the name “Glen” is short for “Glenjamin”.