71 in idea barrages

1.) Oh man. Downgrading from Fezzik muttonchops to healthy sideburns is SO NICE.

2.) The idea some people like Trump because he’s “anti-elite” even though he’s a multimillionaire pretending to be a billionaire is MINDBLOWING.

3.) Vaccines have saved the world a hundred times over but a celebrity listened to Alex Jones once so we have to ban them now?

4.) If I had to put together a band that wasn’t anti-filk parody songs, maybe I’d just form a tight surfabilly band and read poems over the jam.

5.) “Quit shame-shaming me!” said the internet bigot, cynically appropriating language, “You’re oppressing me as a hate-American!”

6.) The study of social interactions of carrion eaters is vultural anthropology.

7.) How many rock ballads become entirely filthy if you just replace every occurrence of the word “heart” with “butt”?

8.) Some people miss the summer sounds of insects peeping. I miss the rock of subway trains and roll of distant car alarms.