lazy barrage 6 in idea barrages

1.) I am loving watching bigots decide that if everyone can get married, we have to abolish courts. They wanna take their ball home SO bad.

2.) Kids LOVE methods of transport with human faces.

3.) There’s a new Sonic in the Albany area but fan-ficers should note, it’s not a hedgehog you have sex with. It sells hamburgers.

4.) Do whatever you like w/ your face of course but the older I get the more attractive I find women who don’t mess w/ their eyebrows too much.

5.) I just had one of those “why don’t I ALWAYS look like this?” moments in the mirror just now.

6.) Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Set a man loose to fish greedily, he’ll get rich and the fish will go extinct. Give fish!

7.) They’re gonna be really surprised when the Biblical mark of the beast turns out to be the Twitter verification checkmark.

8.) All the advancements I’ve seen in my life seem like they could blow away at any moment as it gets more and more illegal to be not rich.

9.) Now that I’m old, the Krockathon band list looks like a bunch of made-up band names on The Onion. No one would actually name a band “Trapt”.

10.) Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll be hounded for fishing student loans for the rest of his life. Give fish!