lazy barrage in idea barrages

1.) Haley Mills teaches the next generation of mohels in the hit teen-sitcom GOOD MORNING MISS BRIS.

2.) Every once in a while, though, America surprises you and does something truly good like not going to the ENTOURAGE movie.

3.) If you want to succeed so your voice can be heard but the path to success takes your voice away, success is meaningless.

4.) Willem Dafoe has played everyone. Jesus, a vampire, the Green Goblin. If you live long enough, you can witness him play you!

5.) Video Game Let’s Plays are to youtube as cheap sci-fi quickies were to drive-ins. Cheap sloppy interesting crap to fill time.

6.) Precognitive dissonance - knowing the future but ignoring the knowledge to stay sane. We all have a little of it.

7.) Some people are homeowners, others are simply buycurious.

8.) facebook relationship status: “Why Y’All Gotta Be So Beautiful”.