621 in idea barrages

1.) Someday they’ll talk of our prison system as we speak of slavery now, a horrible thing only the worst racists would even think to defend.

2.) It wasn’t exactly a biplane, it preferred “heteroflexibleplane”.

3.) Don’t be a superfan of anybody but you. You, at best. If you’re a jerk, don’t be a superfan of anybody.

4.) “Carniceria” would be a great name for a metal band until you played L.A. and they all knew it was just Spanish for “deli”.

5.) I just now learned that “Harper Valley PTA” and “Ode To Billie Joe McAllister” are actually separate songs. Huh.

6.) I’ve also learned that at some point in Tom Jones’ career he was supposed to be appreciated on a sincere level? News to me.

7.) This human need for external validation is as damnable as it is inevitable. Best we can do is choose our validators carefully.

8.) NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD plus JANE FONDA equals THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU, BARBARELLA!

9.) Bed-Stuy: DO OR DIE. Bushwick: GO BROKE QUICK. Williamsburg: MY DADDY OWNS FIVE YACHTS.