620 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever people write about a DM on Twitter, I assume they’re talking about a role-playing game dungeon-master.

2.) Don’t love for who they could have been or could be. Love for who they are.

3.) When highway driving, even Jesus scans past the Christian radio stations.

4.) “Boys of Summer” parody about roleplaying “Boys Who Summon”?

5.) Some people need to learn self-reliance, I need to learn self-defiance. But I’m ready to learn.

6.) There was actually a band named Hoobastank. We did not make this up to exaggerate how bad rock got in the ‘00s. It’s real.

7.) You know what would be a good approach? Be a paytheist. Only believe in impossible things if well-paid for the effort.

8.) In “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon”, THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST and ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS are connected through SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE.

9.) Your band name is Charles Bronson Honeydew. You’re welcome.