Cravings. in The Napkin.

  • June 20, 2015, 2:03 p.m.
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I feel like I just had a random Eleventh Doctor moment. I was at the grocery store, saw bologna, and thought OH MY GOD, I LOVE BOLOGNA. So, I bought it. I was just looking through my freezer and saw some freezer fish fillets. And I thought OH MY GOD, I LOVE FREEZER FISH WITH TARTAR SAUCE.

And I had that split second of “What if I wrapped the freezer fish in bologna?”

Don’t worry, it was only a split second, as I proverbially slapped my brain for bad thoughts. STOP THAT. THEY’LL MIX TOGETHER IN THE TUMMY.


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