619 in idea barrages

1.) My hair is totally on fluke.

2.) The name of your nerdcore band is Grue McClanahan.

3.) I should write a poem about “The Case Of The Missing Underwear” but not for this week.

4.) A Swedish Sublime cover band called Lutefisk.

5.) Chef Carl Sagan making soup uses bouillons and bouillons.

6.) We are all jigsaw puzzles and we all lost the box top so we’re in the dark as we cobble away.

7.) When somebody loves you but hates the things you most love about yourself, man, it’s a monstertrucker.

8.) You can’t spell “facile wordplay” without “o rly”.

9.) Just like a Batman, bringing a knife to a gun fight. AND WINNING.