610 in idea barrages

1.) The new flavours of Oreos get more and more disgusting as the sales get better and better. The Portrait of Doero Grey.

2.) Much as I love Back to the Future it’s kinda weird the 80s hadta find a way to have white people invent rock ‘n’ roll after all.

3.) The jacket was supposed to read “Disco Studio”. He’s actually a conceptual artist.

4.) A three poem day, huh. I guess the stress of having the student loan bulls on me again does something for a dude.

5.) I look forward to a helium bar where all the hipsters go to “get squeak”.

6.) It’s fun to pretend that Dr. John was a doctor who traded his medical expertise for sexual services.

7.) Online dating services are the best way to get really really depressed since The Cure.

8.) Yo brother’s so bluegrass, he named his genitals Mumford And Sons.

9.) Yo brother’s so bluegrass, he picks his banjo with a tiny ukelele.