67 in idea barrages

1.) Every time I hear someone culturally appropriate the phrase “dat ass doe” I think they’re talking about a Bambi porn parody.

2.) God, the end of ANIMAL HOUSE still holds up, doesn’t it? There’s a part of me that just wants to be John Belushi without the drug problem or the dying young thing.

3.) We need an elderly white rapper who goes by “Ol’ Dirty Bass Fisherman”.

4.) Your post-doc level mash-up: Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody” vs TMBG “The Mesopotamians”.

5.) When the going gets tough, jackals descend to sell fake easy solutions to the gullible.

6.) Caturday night, they’re scratchin’ and bitin’, Caturday night they bite they bite they BITE, ooh ooh ooh oo-oo

7.) About half the ads on sports radio are DWI lawyers. This says something but I’m still parsing out what.

8.) Birds eating carrion are participating in vultural appropriation.

9.) If Coca-Cola wanted to suck up to Simpsons fans they’d make cans demanding we share a Coke with Bort.

10.) Overpreparing, overthinking and treating everything like a potential crisis makes things worse 99.9% of the time. Maybe more.