65 in idea barrages
- June 5, 2015, 11:52 a.m.
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1.) “Rocky Top Tennessee” about muffin-tops?
2.) Now that Captain America has been de-powered and aged, he can date Spider-Man’s aunt. A real May-December romance!
3.) An anagram for “American” is “Aim e-Narc”.
4.) Bitten by a radioactive James Spader, all he got was radiation poisoning. It was… pretty disappointing.
5.) You know what’d be a great name for a band? “Sid And Nancy Kroftt”.
6.) We should elect a projectionist as president if we want reel change.
7.) Can’t please everyone. If I only tried when I was perfect, I’d never try at all. Can’t beat myself with that cudgel. Move on.
8.) I am so blissfully out of touch that I’m pretty sure an iggyazalea is that thing they make awful sounds with at soccer games.
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