519 in idea barrages

1.) If “Dadbod” is an Actual Thing now, I’m declaring myself Hot-Fat. I am Hot-Fat as hell.

2.) It’s a deus ex mackinac. It means “god in northern Michigan”.

3.) Screw quiet desperation. We may sometimes be desperate but we’ll never be quiet.

4.) BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN will apparently be Everything The Movie. You are probably playing Ambush Bug and don’t even know it.

5.) And then there are the things that are too good and true but almost impossible to make last.

6.) A person slipping on a banana peel is only funny if you’re a person. If you’re a banana, it’s a goddamned horror movie.

7.) For a child, pretending there’s a Tooth Fairy is a profitable whimsy. For the tooth, it is a confusing abduction.

8.) Security cameras are for banks. Insecurity cameras are for selfies.