514 in idea barrages

1.) Buster Keaton’s house falling down around him, leaving him unscathed, is only funny if you’re a person. Consider a house’s point of view.

2.) “I don’t get the human obsession with authenticity” he said. “It’s more just an American thing” I replied. “Oh. That’s even worse then.”

3.) Free will doesn’t come cheap, sadly.

4.) Last person still holding onto their dreams wins.

5.) If you come from an area where “unit” is a sexual slang, “unitarian” is a very funny word.

6.) I bet members of House Harkonnen would wander space in fedoras, talking about how Fremenism ruined everything.

7.) The real monsters Frankenstein created were all the people who are pedantic about who is to be called Frankenstein.

8.) Like Fezzik, whenever I do fall asleep, I too will dream of large women.