510 in idea barrages

1.) It’s less a stream of consciousness & more a dream of consciousness. We get to dream ourselves into reality for a little while.

2.) I just assumed that the YA book TUCK EVERLASTING was about a really successful drag act.

3.) Everyone complains we don’t have flying cars like the 2015 of BTTF2 but on the other hand, those suckers still had to use fax machines.

4.) Hipsters don’t like the Ukraine anymore because it’s no longer Putin-Free.

5.) I’ve lived the kind of life where “broke into a national monument to shoot a student film” isn’t even in the top 20 weirdest things.

6.) I wonder how many women of my generation have sung “Nip-Nip-Nip-Nip-Na-Nip-Nip-Nip-Nippleodeon!” to their breasts at some point.

7.) The only difference between “the 60s” and Occupy/BlackLivesMatter/GayMarriage is a more unified & cynical establishment media narrative.

8.) “Everyone has equal opportunity, look at me, I succeeded!” says a person invariably overflowing with in-born privilege.

9.) They call me Doctor Slurm, good morning, drink my soda, have a Slurm!

10.) TRUE FACT: in an early draft of RENT, the squatters considered decamping to Williamsburg BK but decided it was beneath them.

11.) Youth culture messaged me on google-plus to ask me what google-plus is.

12.) Another resume sent, another chance to either be ignored or be politely rejected as overqualified at best.

13.) Egrets… I had a few… I had a giant… bird collection…