54 in idea barrages

1.) Devote your mind to protecting yourself from the worst-case & eventually you’ll want it to happen so you didn’t waste your time.

2.) If water actually had memory it’d overwhelmingly only remember the dirt from whence it came. If the dirt had memory, it would remember us.

3.) When our cities have rusted away, only the frozen poop of rich dilettantes who pretended to climb Mount Everest will remain.

4.) Nostalgia’s a rusty bear trap. Gnaw off your leg and stumble away, lessened but alive, or die there in its unforgiving maw.

5.) Eddie Vedder impression? Easy. Do an impression of Elvis, without the Southern accent, while receiving a blumpkin. EASY.

6.) Mash-up the Beatles “Something” with Neil Young’s “Motion Pictures”, It would be the most beautiful thing other than my hair.

7.) Nickelback’s “How You Can Remind Me” could be mashed into either “Smells Like Teen Spirit” OR “All-Star”.

8.) Cosplayas be cosplayin’.

9.) Passive-aggression? Active compassion!

10.) Wisconsin - The Land of Milk And Honkeys.