421 in idea barrages

1.) Michael Sam didn’t get one full chance. Tim Tebow is on Chance 458. It is possible the NFL is total rubbish.

2.) If you give up a little of your hope, they’ll take a little bit more every day. Cling to the good stuff in whole like oxygen because it is.

3.) Good to see they still show CNN in hospital lobbies. SOMEONE has to watch it, I guess.

4.) Is April 20th the New Years Eve for stoners now, an amateur-fest that the regulars sit out?

5.) Oh boy, cable news, you love that dog whistle “barbaric”.

6.) A day spent helpin’ your gramma get to a doctor’s appointment and networking your friends together for future projects is not a bad day.

7.) The best Rugrats All Grown Up story arc was about Chuckie going goth and planning vengeance on a world that rejected him.

8.) The world’s worst rhyme is “Billy Barty Lemon Party”. Science confirms it.

9.) Trump Pottery Kilns - You’re Fired!

10.) After the Mad Max Apocalypse, New Hartford will host a trader’s bazaar called Angertown Square. It’ll be pretty great.

Last updated April 24, 2015