412 in idea barrages

1.) In my mind, every blonde newsreader on Fox News is called “G. Gordon Lady”.

2.) McMuffins after 10 b-b-b-baby we just want McMuffins after 10. Here’s money, here’s money you’re not gonna get, without McMuffins after 10.

3.) A picture of the Back to the Future Delorian with the caption “CARDIS”. There you go. Million dollar shirt.

4.) From its intense overuse, I can only assume it is very inexpensive to license “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting” for a film.

5.) I won’t trust the creative vision of the new Star Wars films until people involved have the guts to insult the prequels.

6.) Mash-up #1: “Rebel Yell” versus “Everybody’s Working For The Weekend”.

7.) Mash-up #2: “Danke Shoen” versus “Poker Face”. “Poker Face, darlin, Poker Face…“

8.) Any relationship with a lycanthrope is gonna involve a little were-and-tear.

9.) Mash-up #3: Ace of Base “All That She Wants” versus Britney Spears “Hit Me Baby One More Time”.

10.) Mash-up #4: Fleetwood Mac “Dreams” versus Neil Young “Hey Hey My My”

11.) Uptown Funk is cancelled out by Downton Abbey. It’s only simple math.