43 in idea barrages

1.) Next they’re gonna say Hilary killed the Easter Bunny and refer to it as “Bunghazi”.

2.) In scifi, they make giant vegetables seem world-saving but they’d still require as much water and minerals to grow by weight.

3.) “Back to the Gypsy… back to the Gypsy… back to the Gypsy, Tom and Crow…“

4.) The death of the physical bookstore will be the death of my favourite hobby: moving Bibles to the Religious Fiction section.

5.) Whenever an attractive person says they’re going to “do the dishes”, yell “LUCKY DISHES!” and then wink loudly.

6.) Hipsterism has lapped itself so many times that it now thinks liking the “Fast & The Furious” movies is okay. No. It is not.

7.) What no one is mentioning is that “The Religious Freedom Restoration Act” sounds like a plot point from a Star Wars prequel.

8.) To paraphrase the great Robert Fripp, a poem is a calling card, a chapbook is a love letter… but a live read is a hot date.

Last updated April 05, 2015