42 in idea barrages

1.) You have no idea what it is like to have a laptop that can be off the cord for more than two minutes again. It is like living in the future.

2.) Edit an action movie so every gunshot sound is an ICQ “ut-oh!” notification instead.

3.) “Briony” was a rare name to begin with but I have to imagine that Bronies finally killed it entirely.

4.) The pointer on a computer screen only turns into a little hand so we can pretend famous people are picking their noses, right?

5.) Someone to shower with clever thoughts. Someone upon whom to make it brain, make it brain.

6.) Super Mario relaxes in his downtime with a video game called “Meager Man” about a dude with a crap job just scrapin’ by.

7.) I’m not the hero the internet needs but I am the one it deserves, saving the world, one baffling inanity at a time.

8.) The name of your Americana band will be “Grocery Store Hard-Cider”. Tune up that banjo, you’re hittin’ it big in Williamsburg!

9.) Whenever some says they do something “religiously” ask “you mean while oppressing women and the poor?” Then watch the fun start!