313 in idea barrages

1.) Though Snoop popularized trolling white people by pretending Dr. Seuss word were cool slang, “fleek” was the troll masterstroke.

2.) I demand an ear nose and throat doctor who is a giant talking tree. An ENT ent, if you will.

3.) If you’re gonna wear your heart on your sleeve, make sure to pick a dark coloured shirt because that blood’s gonna stain.

4.) I have a new name for boring normals. Blandroids. Androids may or may not dream of electric sheep but blandroids don’t dream of nothin’ but mayonnaise at best.

5.) Star Wars 8 announced for May 2017? Release a trailer for it before you finish editing 7 & put ALL the carts before the horse.

6.) Have you ever heard someone say “lameman’s terms” instead of “layman’s terms” because he heard it wrong? I’m a huge fan of that.

7.) Understand that your perspective is not universal. The raccoon looks at a man and thinks “the bald ape has raccoon hands!”

8.) “Twitter, don’t feed the griefer, he’s just trolling cuz his real life is lame, come on baby, don’t feed the griefer, he’s a really sad guy”