310 in idea barrages
- March 9, 2015, 9 p.m.
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- Public
1.) Beat someone to death with the world’s largest gummy worm. Eat the worm. Hope the lack of evidence exonerates you.
2.) Creativity is forcing your mind to make the “incorrect” connections, sifting through them for gold and cultivating them.
3.) Oh, you know, it’s a heave, but at least it’s a DRY heave.
4.) Everyone was getting on the bandjowagon so Mumford & Sons got off. What did you EXPECT out of hipster music?
5.) The Book of Revelation is the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of theology. So funny, so sincere, so incoherent.
6.) “I love mocking trolls… join me on a message board, baby… I love mocking trolls… so get in the comments and dance with me”
7.) Popeye’s theme song is put in a whole new light when you realize what he has nicknamed his “yam”.
8.) Having just vomited in the corner, Goofy tried in vain to warn him “Duck, my sick!”
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