223 in idea barrages

1.) Parody of “The Sweater Song” about The Shredder?

2.) Tonight, from now on, we are throwing out all the rules other than being humane. As long as you are humane, anything goes.

3.) Your next band will be called “Treasonable Doubt”. You don’t have to thank me. Just cut me in on the merchandising.

4.) Parody of “Mary Jane’s Last Dance” about Lois Lane?

5.) Being the best at something terrible still counts as being the best.

6.) Trying to eat salad as a midnight snack?/Try to lose weight, like a sad sack.

7.) I’m Play It Safe, you can tell by how I drive, but I’ll drop it all to impress a beautiful woman or get a laugh, it’s my weakness.

8.) My superpower is that I can stare crazy straight in the eye, the way I’ve lived my life, I’m immunized.

9.) The new drug on the streets is called “Sea Monkeys”. If you hear your kid bragging about “gettin’ briny” get them help.