219 in idea barrages

1.) The quick brown fox jumped over a dog he considered lazy because of his class privilege. “Soon,” thought the dog, “revolution”.

2.) The world’s most popular daytime talk show would be called DR. JUDGE. They’d talk about green-tea cleansing your baby daddy, I dunno.

3.) A new infomercial for Inedible Bowls. They’re not made out of bacon or cookie or anything. You don’t eat them! You wash & reuse them!

4.) See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot run. The running dog jackals of the bourgeoisie are on your tail, Spot. Run until your legs give out.

5.) Fascinating how Creed & Blink-182 believe themselves part of vast magical conspiracies. The Men In Black must love 90s frat-boy butt rock.

6.) “Rebelling” in a way that reinforces old oppression isn’t rebellious at all, it’s doing Power’s work for it. Gamergate is not “rebellious”.

7.) Only using Velcro is laceist.

8.) Gonna have to have full surgery on my back in a couple weeks to fix this cyst on my back for good. Not looking forward to it.