212 in idea barrages

1.) A Roger Rabbit parody of Titanic would involve the line “French me like you do your paint girls”.

2.) If I’m following all this properly Spider-Man’s gonna be the host of the Daily Show because Brian Williams nuked Crimea. Gotcha.

3.) Phantom of Krankor from MST3K and Wario are the same guy. You cannot unsee this now.

4.) Your new band will be named Def Panels. You don’t have to thank me, just cut me in on the merchandising.

5.) WE’RE ALL STARS NOW/at the boat show/WE’RE ALL STARS NOW/at the boat show

6.) He had a casual relationship with the three-breasted stripper from TOTAL RECALL. Kind of a friend-with-many-tits thing.

7.) Their religious fanaticism aside, if you don’t think the Williams sisters are sexy, I regret to inform you that your penis is racist.

8.) If she thinks she can travel the multiverse seducing alternate Ben Grimms, she’s got another Thing coming.

9.) It’s about a spy who’s really fat. It’s called THE MAN FROM C.A.N.K.L.E. It’s… pretty terrible.