211 in idea barrages

1.) I like to pretend that the German word for lingerie is “later-hosen”.

2.) Hollowing out Keanu Reeves’ skull and living inside of it is called a Neodesic dome.

3.) If you smoke maple sap in an e-cigarette, is that maping?

4.) From some angles, Rickman as Snape is indistinguishable from Tommy Wiseau in THE ROOM. You can’t unsee this now.

5.) Dear North Korea, please hack Fox so that they end up giving back the X-Men and Fantastic Four somehow. Regards, Everyone.

6.) Marty McFly is Density’s Child, if you think about it.

7.) If crime fighting horses are traumatic for you, The Lone Ranger needs a Trigger trigger warning.

8.) “Oh, you know, I have my moments” she said and then pointed to her shelves full of Precious Moments figurines.

9.) Fights in shop class are often winner-take-awl.

10.) The wealthy baby has ninety nine pabulums, just has to choose which one.

11.) Forced irony and foodie trends will collide the day “That’s So Ramen” and “Everybody Loves Ramen” open next door to each other in Bed-Stuy.

12.) Amoungst the rich mythset of southern Spain my favourite is the epic of the warrior-lothario “The Many Loves of Adobe Gillis”.

13.) I’m dealing w/ some mild medical stuff so if I’m slightly inappropriately loopy effusive complimentary crabby, forgive me.

14.) I’m not full of crap. I’m not. I am full of packing gauze, though. I AM OVERFLOWING WITH PACKING GAUZE. OH GOD.

15.) Darfur sounds like the name of an old hound dog in a movie that takes place in the rural South.