29 in idea barrages

1.) It’s rainin’ men. It’s hailin’ Hydra. It’s snowin’ pop culture references, deep into the echo chamber of faint validation.

2.) If you watch Fox News for more than 16 hours straight, you have endured a Deceptathon.

3.) Diode diode burnished black/in a shuttered little Shack/what immortal hand or eye/thought only selling phones was a good idea?

4.) I am pulling for a return to “mechanism”. “Oh hey,” one might say, “nice new iPhone mechanism!”

5.) Sending operatives disguised as plumbers to go though the papers of your political enemies? That’s a real Dick move.

6.) If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, consider using it as a sun-dial. Maybe as a performance art thing.

7.) Must be at least one rich fetishist who pays escorts extra to keep their heels & maintains a collection of lucky whores’ shoes.

8.) I miss the 90s blue-and-gold “long butt” Jean Grey costume. You know the one. The one that made her butt look really long.

9.) The Pillsbury Doughboy thought he had a yeast infection but it turned out it was just bread sores.

10.) She’s the hottest lady on the crew, those grips don’t lie, those grips don’t lie, those grips don’t lie.

11.) Just because it is a cultural event of arbitrarily agreed upon significance does not mean you are forced to livetweet it. There is no law.