an irregular celebrational barrage! in idea barrages

  • Jan. 20, 2015, 5:26 p.m.
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1.) Saw “Taken 5” on the marquee, hoped they were being snarky but no, just the time of the matinee.

2.) Tramiversary 7 was amazing, congrats Robin, Garrett and everyone at the TRAMONTANE CAFE! So proud to have been a small part of it! Now if you’ll excuse me, my lower back wants to sleep for 14 hours…·

3.) My favourite story about me when I was not present ever: my good friends Ilio and Rosa were at a show, the subject of myself came up and some guy started ranting about how annoying my parodies are and how I’m a jerk. Ilio whips out his phone, pulls up a clip of myself as a movie extra and asks “you mean this guy?” The guy stops, thinks and yells “GREAT, NOW YOU RUINED CLERKS 2 FOR ME!” Rosa and Ilio, you are forever my heroes for standing up for me in such a sly way.

4.) If you count mail orders I’m sending out Tues/Wed, we’re close to selling out the 1st run of my poetry book. You all are amazing.

5.) OH MY GOD, WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE IS IN ALBANY IN MAY AND, okay, I have money but NOT THE KIND OF DISPOSABLE MONEY REQUISITE TO PAY FOR A TICKET ON 1/23 WHEN TICKETS GO ON SALE.

6.) I want there to be an eleven foot tall version of James Gandolfini named James Gandolf.

7.) You’re old when you see an image macro & think “in MY day, we had to build an ENTIRE Mr. T Ate My Balls page on geocities”.


Squidobarnez January 20, 2015

I love the idea of #6, I bet he would be too intimidating to even look at without peeing a little.

I hope you're enjoying your now.

PB-buddy-huggies

Narrator January 24, 2015

4 - hot damn! That's awesome. :) Also, the pic on the cover is great.

littlefallsmets January 24, 2015

The cover is all on my publisher Garrett, who is also a graphic designer in his day job, he went through pictures taken of me performing by friends, chose it and did it all. The wonderful covers and layout, that's all on G, I just wrote the words.

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