christmas eve (east coast time) in idea barrages

  • Dec. 24, 2014, 12:17 a.m.
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1.) Soon our culture will be so granular that fan-fiction will give way to friend-fiction where you write shipping stories about your friends.

2.) To paraphrase an old quote, I still cannot shake the idea that I am just a temporarily-embarrassed adventurer.

3.) There are few things more passionate than a Cecconi’s aversion to something. Myself & guns, my brother & doctors, for examples.

4.) If you can derive humour from the name of the He-Man toy “Meckaneck” sounding kind of like “knock knock”, we’ll probably be friends.

5.) Your new punk band will be called Vom DeLuise. You don’t have to thank me. Just cut me in on the merchandising.

6.) Pessimists regard the future as sequel as sequels are terrible. Optimists regard the past as prequel as prequels are terrible.

7.) What’s ten foot tall, covered in snakes and supports the idea of urban vigilantes? COMMISSIONER GORGON.

8.) It’ll be a giallo horror based on MTV’s 1990s animated properties. It will be called DARIA ARGENTO. It’ll be… pretty terrible.

9.) Ladies. if I overdose on pad thai tonight & die, please tell the world you secretly had a crush on me, even if it’s a lie. Thank you.


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