1223 (east coast time) in idea barrages

1.) This time the dream was about finding awesome things in a junk shop but constantly losing them as I found new ones but… still… woken up by thinking someone was calling me. Is this gonna be a new Recurring Thing?

2.) To paraphrase Mark Twain, poutine is a good cheese fries ruined.

3.) If you must arm yourself with a sock fulla nickels, at least call it “His Song” so you can be killing them softly with His Song.

4.) I choose Sausage McMuffins as the form of my destroyer.

5.) It’s a Catholic diet book. It’s called “Slim To Nun”. It’s… pretty terrible.

6.) It’s a series of Shakespearean plays staged during the Star Trek era. It’s called “Live Long and Prospero”. It’s… pretty terrible.

7.) I just want one super-villain that’s a baked potato so I can hear him yell “curses, foiled again!”

8.) Cast Carrottop and Dane Cook as the leads ?#?MakeAComedyScary?

9.) What’s pink, attached to your stomach and watched its parents murdered outside a screening of Zorro? The Dynamic Duodenum.

10.) Forgive me if I don’t post a facebook year-in-review slideshow but I worked hard for this ability to suppress memories.

11.) Is it vaguebooking if you yourself don’t quite know what you’re talking about? Does it cancel out into laser-precisionbooking?