1220 in idea barrages

1.) Every culture has a disgusting food it pretends to like just to mess with other cultures. Poutine. Vegemite. White America has portobellas.

2.) Re-examine your self-definitions regularly. You are not a series of categories, you are a you. You might miss something great.

3.) At this point, any of us might be starring in the next Steve Jobs picture. You, me, anyone. At least for a little while.

4.) At this point, every dream is basically impossible, the economy is that screwed. so you might as well chase YOUR dream.

5.) 21,000 Tweets. Please send ladies or gainful employ.

6.) I don’t make enough mistakes of comission. Oh, tons of mistakes of omission but y’know. I need to make a big mistake of comission.

7.) Pinkerton was such a great album, it’s a shame they stopped putting out music after that. SUCH. A. SHAME.

8.) The world’s inability to accept my suggestion for the distaff of “cock-blocked” as “vagina-denied-a” wounds me to this day.