l.a. based barrage in idea barrages

1.) Your new band will be called Deconstructed Flirtation. You don’t have to thank me, just cut me in on the merchandise.

2.) She used to be able to get by on her looks, he’ll always get by on his family’s money. Both are kinds of tragedy.

3.) He asked her too late to join the mile high club, it was an in descent proposal.

4.) Ah, the Panama hat. The official airport uniform of people traveling abroad for horrifying sex tourism.

5.) Her Back To The Future/Mr. Ed crossover fan-fiction involved a stable time loop.

6.) Where is the praise for our unarmed forces, out in the streets, fighting for justice non-violently, bruises and bench warrants as their only uniforms? Where are their holidays, where’s their parades?

7.) I wanna go to a football game and hold up a Matthew 6:1 sign, the Bible verse about how people shouldn’t be pushy with their sky monsters.

8.) If you ever ask why one profession is fairly-paid & another isn’t, most of the time, which one has a good strong union answers the question.