1282 in idea barrages

1.) The best internet wrestling writer every year should receive the title “Smark Twain” and get to wear a crown or something.

2.) Oh hey, weird nightmares about time travel paradoxes trying to resolve themselves. That was A Thing.

3.) Pound a bunch of rifles together into a cage, put some wheels on the bottom, you’ve got a Texas Ranger walker.

4.) If we say such weird things on twitter that we’re only employable as gigalos or in the arts, maybe God will be forced to provide such jobs.

5.) In front of the ENT Clinic at the hospital, I keep expecting Groot to walk out.

6.) “Not Intended For Microwave Preparation”. Oh, Ellio’s Frozen Pizza, who in the name of all holy do you think you’re fooling?

7.) All these companies still trying to sell aspirational living on a nation in a shadow depression. I hope they aspirate on it.

8.) I’m stout, yes, but all I need to do is find someone who’s an ale & we’ll be a lovely black-and-tan. That’s how it works, right?