desbarragos under the eaves in idea barrages

1.) Trelane The Squire of Gothos hella singing along to Neil Young, “Old Man Take A Look At My Life, I’m A Lot Like Q”.

2.) A more direct version of Santa Baby where she straight up offers sex for gifts.

3.) The key is, maybe, to not send out vibes that you wanna be saved,more that you wanna be cherished for the weird thing you are.

4.) I want a manage a butch lesbian Queen cover band called Queef. We’ll probably also solve mysteries, I dunno.

5.) The SADDEST six word story, however, is “For Sale: One Condom, Never Used”. Beat THAT, Hemmingway.

6.) Next mash up idea: Foo Fighters PRETENDER vs HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN.

7.) Problem with writing is you try to force story structure onto your life when really this could be the new act & you don’t even know it yet.

8.) I want to know a great freerunner named Lou, just so I can be all “Parkour? Louis can’t lose.”

9.) There are certain photos where even Ellen Degeneres or Iggy Pop could not tell you which one of them it is.

10.) Imagine Torgo from MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE doing Roy Baty’s “Tears In The Rain” monologue from BLADERUNNER.

11.) Your band will be named Cliche Guevara.

12.) It’s a bodyswap comedy about stoners who trade minds via magical blunts. It’s called SWITCHER SWEETS. It’s… pretty terrible.

13.) Figured you out Wally West/hide a warrior’s pain with jest/brave & bold if not the best/thats what makes you better/that & your red sweater.