122 in idea barrages

1.) I’ve gotten to be so many different people in so many places that it’s almost unfair to ask to begin again. But here I am, asking anyway.

2.) It’s not just gold prospecting to Dan… it’s meaty-ore-ology.

3.) All this talk of being Basic jives with Lifetime being on Basic Cable, doesn’t it?

4.) How the hell is a shaky-cam pseudo-foundfootage mummy movie not a January dump? That’s, like, the January dump perfect storm.

5.) She found merkin to be such an ugly word. She preferred to call it her “area rug”.

6.) Every struggle in history comes down to Bush vs Clinton. Mr. Slate was Bush, Flintstone was Clinton. Then down through the ages.

7.) Gamergate, if you really cared about portrayal of nerd culture, you’d be harassing the writers of BIG BANG THEORY. “Fight the real enemy!”

8.) If you don’t call all sparkling white wines “Champagne” then the terroirists have already won.