november capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) A “Desperado” parody about some suburban jackass with no need for a truck driving a Silverado?

2.) Iron Chef never needed to be an hour long, it was always mostly just people stalling for thyme.

3.) You say “hostile takeover of a leading paper concern”, I say “mutiny on the Bounty”.

4.) Somehow, the Grumpy Cat Christmas Special manages to demean Christmas & the internet with equal devastation.

5.) If I could have dinner with anyone living or dead I would definitely choose living. Dead would be weird.

6.) Surely, the best celebrity endorsed snack ever would be Glover Crisp-Ins.

7.) que sriracha sriracha/wherever’s that trendy sauce?/don’t you think that it’s pretty boss/que sriracha sriracha

8.) Sometimes you just wanna throw it all away, get a multi-coloured and become a pancake-themed supervillain. Just be The Griddler. My signature weapon would be my mighty batterangs.