1118 in idea barrages

1.) Nothing’s better for curing meat than penicillin, if you think about it.

2.) If you’re gonna put Skeletor in a car commercial, you render all other car commercials disappointing forever.

3.) Brains, beauty, sanity, you only get two in a lover. Pro-tip: discard sanity and hope for compatible madness.

4.) If I ever break up a female country and western supergroup by marrying the lead singer, I demand you dub me “Yokel Ono”.

5.) Is there a monster movie review show called REVIEW ALL MONSTERS!!! yet? If not, how?

6.) At least in the public sector its called “fraud” & we can police it. In business its called “profit” & we’re supposed to applaud.

7.) Artificially inseminating deer for selective breeding wasn’t a labour of love for him, he was just in it for the big bucks.

8.) If someone’s being accidentally sexy instead of lying, you should say “wango tango, pants en fuego”.

9.) It’s about a curmudgeonly hipster who runs a junkyard in Williamsburg BK. It’s called MUMFORD AND SON. It’s… pretty terrible.

10.) When a baseball player in Dallas retires, do they give him a Ranger Texas Walker?

11.) Beat your weapons into girders and build a rifle tower.

12.) band name: The Alternate History Professors