1115 in idea barrages

1.) Her time at the chiropractor was a real disc appointment.

2.) Science fiction pro-tip: when we write about time travel, we’re writing about romantic regrets we want to take back.

3.) It’s about a rag-tag collection of street-performers who are NYC’s only hope against a vampire stock broker invasion. FROM BUSK ‘TIL DAWN.

4.) “That failed march” the band leader said “was a real John Philip Snoozer.”

5.) The Roman numeral III, in certain fonts, makes people named after their grandfathers seem like ill rappers.

6.) In my dreams, the circus runs away and joins me.

7.) The medieval courtesan wanted a short vacation but she couldn’t get the knight off.

8.) Sometimes hitting the breaks’ll only make things worse, you’ll just spin out. Sometimes punching the gas & powering through is the solution.

9.) Pro-tip: sometimes we’ll write our love odes to mythical creatures in self-defense, better to look pretentious than love-lorn.