a2 in idea barrages
- April 1, 2025, 11:57 p.m.
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It’s about a fraternity comprised entirely of loser centaurs and it’s called ANIMAL HORSE.
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When you need tin cans / to be eaten, man / who you gonna call? / Goat Butlers!
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It’s not that they enjoy the suffering itself, they enjoy having something to define them completely without any other work, even if it’s pain. I don’t understand the martyrs but I guess it takes all kinds.
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No matter how many times I read the actual lyrics to “Blinded By The Light” I will always hear the lyrics “and a little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirlies”.
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“I won’t have sex with a Mason jar” he said “I’m drawing the Mason dickins line.”
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I enjoy referring to regular non-instant oatmeal as “gradual oatmeal”.
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They have to sing a song to you about your ability to have an attorney and stay silent and whatnot. They’re your Lin Manuel Miranda rights.
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Pharma ads are like “Occasional hangnails ruin your life. Now with Nailyazan, you’ll have a 60% chance of less hangnails with only a 70% chance of fatal side effects. Do not take Nailyazan if you’re allergic to Nailyazan. Live with maybe less hangnails with Nailyazan.”
Squidobarnez ⋅ 4 days ago
I've looked up the lyrics to "Blinded By The Light," and they're still ridiculous. I mean, I know, "revved up like a deuce" is gearhead=speak, but still...nonsense.
awesome song, though, always a banger.
I hope you're enjoying your now.
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