mar31 in idea barrages

A parody of Mama Mia about pasta making called “Semolina”.

King Crimson’s Thela Hun Jinjeet nut about Thelma and Louise.

They keep trying to make bread and it keeps turning into drugs because of a mystic curse and its called BAKING BAD.

When you have the True Believer gene, the heart of the fanatic, you learn to believe in only the more proven and dear things in the world, so you don’t go off the deep end every other week. It’s not cynicism, it’s self-control, baby.

With no snow, you’re just out there mobiling.

Subtle ways of bringing people down can make you a real stealth bummer.

A parody of “Silver Bells” about how awful working out is called “Kettle Bells”.

I just hope that the subtitle to the next D&D movie is “Dungeons and Dragons 2: Rhinestone Drowboy”.