m13 in idea barrages

A pop-punk band called Enragement Ring.

Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer” except every “Whoa” is replaced by a “Whoa” by Joey Lawrence’s character in BLOSSOM.

A reminder of once being fresh and full of life - a Mentos Mori.

A horror movie called Cape Fieri.

Singing Desperado with the words to Despaticito. Why not, it’s the holidays.

Cauliflower rice isn’t rice, it’s barely Cauliflower, it’s more like a form of seasonal depression.

In a world that made any sense, you’d be able to get rich performing the songs of Randy Newman in the voice and style of Leonard Cohen.

We’re born with questions and die with even more than we started with. It’s okay. It’s not about knowing the unknowable, it’s about the accidental wisdom you acquire while searching in vain. Anyone claiming more wants you to fight in a war or have sex with you or take your money.