m11 in idea barrages
- March 11, 2025, 7:51 a.m.
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Devo’s “Whip It” being a Doritos ad is both the culmination and refutation of Devo’s legacy, all at once. A gross sell-out and a glorious culmination, simultaneously. We are legion, I suppose.
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America’s Christmas Day tradition should be Bob Altman’s POPEYE musical. I’m not wrong.
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A Houston football team is playing a Tennessee football team but the Tennessee football team has the oil derrick on their hats. Man, like, the sports relocation carousel leads to some weird weird things.
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Your Philadelphia-region Grateful Dead cover act will be called “Uncle Jawn’s Band”.
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A Dylan parody called “Nipple Twist of Fate”.
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How was “his knees become gelatin, ain’t got no melanin” not a lyric is Eminem’s LOSE YOURSELF?
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Why say “handmaiden who sleeps with the tzarina’s potential lovers to see if they have venereal diseases” when you can say “rash test dummy”?
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The Reading Rainbow theme but about Dune. “Giant worm in the sand, nothing will touch your hand, it’s only pain, don’t go insane, a Gom Jabbaro”
Squidobarnez ⋅ March 11, 2025
I remember renting and watching that Popeye movie on the VCR and TV in my parents' bedroom when I was a kid. I was weirded out because even though the actors were on the cover (I had no real idea who they were at the time, really) I was expecting a long-form version of the cartoon.
you're always good at making me laugh, dude.
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