m7 in idea barrages
- March 7, 2025, 2:49 a.m.
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Why say “friends with benefits” when you can say “smoochachos”?
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Taylor Swift makes music for women who think it counts as group sex if you fuck on top of her Squishmallows.
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You either die an artist or live to do a fabric softener commercial.
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Really, the Tom Waits Austin City Limits should be our national Christmas Eve tradition.
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A holiday Offspring parody “you’ve got to get it decorated”.
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That one imperial who didn’t want to leave the Death Star in its moment of glory was desperately afraid of premature evacuation.
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The Hollywood Christmas Parade is beautifully low rent and tacky. Everyone involved, you’ve either never heard of or you thought were dead. The Dollar General Macy Parade. Love it.
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A Hallmark movie about a purloined German Christmas treat recipe and the big local holiday baking contest called “Stollen Valour”.
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