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“Whole grains kids will love!” Yes, Big Granola, because they’re covered in enough chocolate to kill an Oompa Loompa. Any healthfulness is overwhelmed by the bag of sugar. C’mon now. We’re not THAT dumb.

A fan-fiction speed-writing competition called “Same-Day Shipping”.

So all the movies are going to call their prequels “Minus One” now, thinking that was the secret sauce to the success, because entertainment executives are all incredibly dull cowards.

A Legend of Zelda Christmas song “Walkin’ in a Wizzrobe Wonderland”.

Whenever women going topless becomes accepted in this society, the next step will be someone selling the new cosmetic “nipstick”.

Sometimes “writing” is just discovering a framework upon which to hang a bunch of the little orphaned half ideas you walk around with, stuffing your pockets, and suddenly you have Kind Of A Thing. AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

Here’s my billion-dollar pitch. Move over, truck nuts. Welcome, truck labia.

Don’t hate the artist, hate the fame.