j26 in idea barrages

A Southern warlock with a walking chicken shack called Bubba Yaga.

A romantic-comedy amoungst Greco-Roman mythology called “Satyr Anything”.

The song Caribbean Queen sounds so much like Caribou Queen, it isn’t even funny.

Above ground pool, below ground pool, where is the liminal pool installation?

Why say “my vampire lover” when you can say “my midnight snack”?

The Nutrageous is a pretty good candy bar, but I feel like they’re afraid to market it because of all the obvious slang puns it evokes. But this is 2023, everything’s out the window, lean into it! If you lean into it, Hershey, the memers will absolutely do your marketing for you.

Why say “violent diarrhea” when you can say “trauma dumping”?

A parody of Moby’s “Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad” involving the lines “why does my back feel so bad / why does my spine feel so bad” and “because I’m old / because I’m old / because I’m old” and that’s it, that’s all the lyrics because it’s a Moby song.