dec 23 in idea barrages

It’s just vodka, tonic water and blue curaçao. It’s a Vodka Sonic.

When someone overvalues possibility against what they have, you say “a bird in the hand’s worth two in the bush”. When someone overvalues something awful because it’s already there say “a turd in the hand’s just a bunch of crap”. How many do you know in relationships like that?

The hard candy was orange, suggesting the flavour was either butterscotch or, well, orange. Upon tasting it, however, it was so old that the signature was still ambiguous, either would’ve faded into a vague stale caramel. Such is this life, more often than we might care to admit.

Goose bumps are when a goose is your coke dealer.

You combine the Nyquil with the Dayquil. You now have the power of N O O N Q U I L.

Just assume a youtuber is running a scam from the tip and be happy if you happen to be misproven down the road, you’ll be less disappointed, by sheer odds.

Lex Luthor trained his mind to work on criminal plans, even when asleep, calls it “lucid scheming”.

I wonder how many Sonic the Hedgehog smut fan-fictions include a character named “Armadildo”.