dec 19 in idea barrages

Why say he was “killed when he was hit by a car” when you could say he had an “auto immune deficiency”?

A movie about class conflict amoungst merpeople called THE GILLED AGE.

If you start growing orange hair, a snout and swearing a lot, don’t worry, it’s natural, you’re just going through qberty.

No, facebook, you need to understand, I would rather die alone and afraid that put myself up for cruel judgement on the meat market of a dating site. I know my ego’s fragility better than you know your marketing.

All that youtube forcing me to watch ads has gotten them is getting me to really really really really hate Displate.

When someone says “I like your vibe!” the funniest thing to do is to whip out a vibrator from a pocket and be like “thanks, me too!” Is the distant chance of this occurring worth constantly carrying a vibrator on your person? Of course it is.

Sometimes I think about phrases we accept the meaning of, even though their context is changed by socioeconomic flux. Like “breadwinner”. Now that bread’s cheap & carbs are considered poison, it wouldn’t be coined today but we say it from past momentum.

It stalks the night, looking not for goat blood but rather to feast on weird European lollipops. The Chupachupacabra.