dec 15 in idea barrages

I’d love to read film review very low expectations being barely met. “It wasn’t too long, it was brightly colored, the performers attractive, a fine excuse to purchase children’s snacks in public as an adult while getting out of house w/out looking desperate for something to do.”

How Ozzy Osbourne doesn’t have his own brand of asiago cheese is entirely beyond me.

The most toxically-positive vampire ever, Count Jerblessins.

They’re bringing back the flip phones with the “Google Pixel Fold” or whatever, after spending a decade acting like they were the least cool things on Earth. Everything old is new again when the last new thing stops selling.

If you had told me as a child that in 2023, there would be a new Ghostbusters and it would make me feel nothing in any way, I would tell you that you were crazy but here we are.

A biker Santa Claus where instead of barbed wire tattoos on his arms, it’s Christmas lights.

Why say “fraternity paddle” when you can say “pledge hammer”?

Also, like, who would even be thinking about the Roman Empire when you could be thinking about the Bronze Age Collapse? What a weird meme.